You Can’t Fight a Guy with a Baby - Key & Peele


A dad becomes almost unfightable when he’s carrying his baby.
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  • T L
    T LTime siden

    Okay that was EXTREMELY inappropriate! Did he really just put that baby over his groin area to protect it? 😳

  • TrapHouseMafia Ltd
    TrapHouseMafia LtdDag siden

    My bathroom time would just be shit if it weren’t for these guys

    ZORO BLACKZORO2 dager siden

    Also the most adorable set of Armor in existence.

  • Brian Hartline
    Brian Hartline4 dager siden

    The baby's looking at them like they're stupid cause they're cool like that

  • Cr Staff
    Cr Staff4 dager siden

    lah , jadi transformer 😂😂

  • Rob Atwood
    Rob Atwood4 dager siden

    Who would win in a 3-way street rumble between K&P, Portlandia, and Kids in The Hall?

  • Divent
    Divent5 dager siden

    Im reminded of that one Iron man comic my brother had

    BUTTHEAD 695 dager siden

    That’s not funny u are cursing in front of a baby

  • Ohunjon
    Ohunjon9 dager siden

    Gap yuq vediolaga

  • Servant Of The Lord
    Servant Of The Lord9 dager siden

    Jesus Christ is coming back soon

  • bailey santiago
    bailey santiago9 dager siden


  • Andrew Burkett
    Andrew Burkett9 dager siden

    The baby watching him like lmaooo

  • Snoopy Doopy
    Snoopy Doopy9 dager siden

    I think I saw the baby shield thing in a comic book somewhere..

  • Creationism R
    Creationism R9 dager siden


  • The Last Day Breathing In Eternal Snow
    The Last Day Breathing In Eternal Snow10 dager siden

    Oh ok.

  • safwan mukhtar
    safwan mukhtar10 dager siden


  • Ahmad Sippal
    Ahmad Sippal10 dager siden

    Transformer Babytron 😂

  • ElPayasoMalo
    ElPayasoMalo10 dager siden

    I thought he was gonna go to prison for multiple kidnappings.

  • Soup Can
    Soup Can10 dager siden

    I feel the same way about people in expensive car's , they act like there untouchable. Until the next red light LMAO😂

  • Tamera Cody
    Tamera Cody11 dager siden


  • _Polyavien_
    _Polyavien_12 dager siden

    That’s how hostages should be held, as armor.

  • VonPhyco
    VonPhyco14 dager siden

    My little siblings have a new purpose.

  • Sreeraj B
    Sreeraj B14 dager siden

    Disclaimer: No babies were harmed in filming this video.

  • J M
    J M14 dager siden

    I was not expecting that!

  • Bre Acolatse
    Bre Acolatse14 dager siden

    It’s not even worth it man🤣🤣

  • Jojo
    Jojo14 dager siden

    I love key n peele but i deffo see a pattern of their sketches

  • Bueno Loco
    Bueno Loco15 dager siden

    Even the Boondocks are confused what kinda of shii' ai dis?!?

  • Maxamillian Steele
    Maxamillian Steele15 dager siden


  • Eric Serakas
    Eric Serakas15 dager siden

    This was in a comic book issue of the Punisher. Where one of the bad guys did this.

  • Dr D2021
    Dr D202116 dager siden

    Very funny

  • Arushi Brahma
    Arushi Brahma16 dager siden

    I only learnt that when twoAmerican people bump each other they start fighting to the death

  • TheSanFrancisco SeaHorse

    TheSanFrancisco SeaHorse

    8 dager siden

    Usually we just apologize and move on.

  • Daniel Carrier
    Daniel Carrier16 dager siden

    Wasn't there a comic about this?

    SULFUR STEVE16 dager siden

    Nobody wants to fight someone with baby armor

  • Chelsea Bowen
    Chelsea Bowen17 dager siden

    Baby Armor

  • Nehomia Lemmer
    Nehomia Lemmer17 dager siden

    If youre a real parent this isnt so funny the funn stops when he puts the baby to his privite parts thats not something to find funny unnles you dont know how to love a child its disrespectfull and very stupid

  • night king
    night king17 dager siden

    Okay it was funny until he started kidnapping

  • 지녕
    지녕17 dager siden

    1:52 the baby on top looks so peaceful and comfortable and i’m crying over the baby’s cutiest tiny little hands

  • Jason
    Jason18 dager siden

    😂😂 I did not expect this

  • Jason
    Jason18 dager siden


  • Lovey Dovey
    Lovey Dovey18 dager siden


  • Got Dat Good Sammich
    Got Dat Good Sammich18 dager siden


  • 3264headtrip
    3264headtrip18 dager siden

    Just WOW. K&P👶TWO comic geniuses at work.

  • DCE_R_5_Pijus Roy
    DCE_R_5_Pijus Roy18 dager siden

    tha was good fronthand :D

  • thedarkknight803able
    thedarkknight803able18 dager siden


  • Calvin Barney
    Calvin Barney18 dager siden

    Those are real babies!!

  • Cool Breeze 2.0
    Cool Breeze 2.019 dager siden

    lol Real baby too.

  • Roger J. Perez Abreu
    Roger J. Perez Abreu19 dager siden

    But he won...👀

  • gozinta82
    gozinta8219 dager siden

    Man, that really threw me off. I was totally expecting him to put his baby down, like in some twist he ends up beating the other guy somehow...was he gonna use the baby to shield the punches and do some fist fighting? Nope. Baby Body Armor.

  • Captain Roastabotch
    Captain Roastabotch19 dager siden

    What could you really do though.

  • Rahul Barca
    Rahul Barca19 dager siden

    Remember fronthand backhand ? This is payback b**ches !!!

  • linkeffect82
    linkeffect8219 dager siden

    It's the legendary "Strapped Baby armor", complete with auto wretch stench defense mechanism!* * AWSDM may also affect user. It is advisable to wear military grade protective masks when using this product.

  • Pokey Mone
    Pokey Mone19 dager siden

    Did u put thief puzzle add

  • Caldaque
    Caldaque19 dager siden

    Baby body armor = +87 def.

  • Culturisk Lounge
    Culturisk Lounge19 dager siden


  • Garrett Dodd
    Garrett Dodd19 dager siden

    There's an actual punisher villain who straps babies all over himself to keep from getting shot at

  • NeoKailthas
    NeoKailthas19 dager siden

    New marvel superhero

  • allykatt1849
    allykatt184920 dager siden

    That slap! 😂

  • Termi _
    Termi _20 dager siden

    Excuse me I need this loooool

  • thisbarb
    thisbarb20 dager siden

    This is Dueling Hats v10

  • Damien Wayne
    Damien Wayne20 dager siden

    I kid you not, there is an actual comic storyline where this happens.

  • John Gable Smith
    John Gable Smith21 dag siden

    Peele is such a good actor. From this to Megan. It’s amazing.

  • 7F0X7
    7F0X721 dag siden

    This legit happened to me once.... I passed some old guy in a parking lot who was driving 2 miles an hour without honking or anything. I just went around him and found a parking spot. Then he actually followed me into a subway and got right up in my face while holding a baby... I didn't even know how to react haha

  • indy_go_blue60


    20 dager siden

    You laugh at him bro. Nothing frustrates and humiliates a cranky person (old or young) like laughing at them.

  • keith courson
    keith courson21 dag siden

    I would pay good money to be a fly on the wall while these guys are sitting in the writer's room coming up with ideas. Key or Peele would be like, "Hey man, check this out! There's a fly on the wall here, and it sounds like its laughin'!"

  • Feralbam1
    Feralbam121 dag siden

    Aaah black people fighting people holding baby's. CULTURE

  • JourneyTotheTruthandTotalRandomness
    JourneyTotheTruthandTotalRandomness21 dag siden

    If he would have tied two babies together to make baby nunchucks, I would have lost it.

  • MadMike96
    MadMike9622 dager siden

    so nobody is going to mention a baby had its face in Key's groin?

  • JG310HOE
    JG310HOE22 dager siden

    I Got Freestyle Rap Beats 🔥🔥

  • TheCh1cagoK1d
    TheCh1cagoK1d22 dager siden

    “You know what it’s not even worth it, man.” “AHHHHH HA HA” 😂😂😂💀💀

  • Tabassom Thp
    Tabassom Thp22 dager siden


  • joe mcafro
    joe mcafro22 dager siden

    Definitely the first time I've seen a baby suit

  • B A
    B A22 dager siden

    Oh dude, that was awesome. Love these guys!

  • Hippienolic 2
    Hippienolic 223 dager siden

    2v1 ain’t a fair fight

  • Mooney Makes
    Mooney Makes23 dager siden

    unironically and literally how the Hamas Terrorists fight in the middle east against Israel.

  • Vin Premium
    Vin Premium23 dager siden

    White Supremacists who becomes a cop hiding behind their badges and guns.

  • Rusty Shackleford
    Rusty Shackleford23 dager siden


  • Epic
    Epic23 dager siden

    Man.., it was hard to find any humor in it.

  • •Sundaeii•
    •Sundaeii•24 dager siden

    *Legend has it that there is always a Key & Peele skit you haven't seen or haven't seen twice...*

  • Youtube Emperor of Mankind
    Youtube Emperor of Mankind24 dager siden

    What surprised me the most us that it was a real baby

  • Senpai
    Senpai24 dager siden

    Iron baby

  • Phil J.L Fig
    Phil J.L Fig24 dager siden

    Nice way to copy a marvel comic

  • Kyle Adams
    Kyle Adams24 dager siden

    This is based off a comic

  • Ashlee A
    Ashlee A24 dager siden

    The baby waking up at the first slap was legit perfect timing.

  • Jeff Thurber
    Jeff Thurber25 dager siden

    Actually had a dude charge at me with his baby in a baby walker once. Did not see that coming

  • Jake Moyles
    Jake Moyles25 dager siden


  • karasgold
    karasgold25 dager siden

    lol he seriously went mega zoid power ranger baby mode on em hahaha

  • NshJsl
    NshJsl25 dager siden

    I thot it was a fake baby in the first few shots with all the noises it's making 🤣🤣

  • JustSayin
    JustSayin25 dager siden

    I first saw Key in the Bon Qui Qui skit. I just got off of house arrest.

  • logan
    logan26 dager siden

    1:28 oh no

  • Carlo B
    Carlo B26 dager siden

    should have been the Forrest Whitaker Baby. GOO-GOO-GA-GA

  • Inge Muurmand Jessen
    Inge Muurmand Jessen26 dager siden

    This reminds me of Tugg Speedman and Tropic Thunder!🤣🤣🤣

  • Denzil Rodrigues
    Denzil Rodrigues26 dager siden

    1:07 Just noticed the guys in the background react to that kick

  • Cerise
    Cerise26 dager siden

    Lmaoo! "Excuse me, I need this." 😂😂

  • Sandra Quinn-Bailey
    Sandra Quinn-Bailey26 dager siden

    These guys are crazy!!! Where do they get this stuff😂😂😂

  • Anonerak
    Anonerak27 dager siden

    Babyplate armor, it is said it was forged by the gods.

  • Rae Raw
    Rae Raw27 dager siden

    Thats what I thought........PUNK! lol

  • Roman Torteli
    Roman Torteli27 dager siden

    I feel like Key wrote this one

  • [redacted]
    [redacted]27 dager siden

    You can’t shoot me, you can’t gas me, you can’t taze me. You can’t even knock me down. Not without something very fragile and precious going squish.

  • SanJi The PerV
    SanJi The PerV27 dager siden

    For God sake thats a real baby 😂

  • Muhammad Khairulizat
    Muhammad Khairulizat27 dager siden


  • Green Olive
    Green Olive28 dager siden

    Lmao, not the babies